Without Preamble

Well, I guess I'm back to this blog again, although I can't honestly say as it ever really got off the ground to begin with (and this is a good thing, I think).

I have a really bad habit of starting a blog, attaining a decent readership ...then ditching it completely in the height of success. Perhaps I have a thing with underachieving; hence the new tagline: "dysfunctional diaries." Maybe some new readers and I can explore that tendency somewhere down the line. It ain't gonna happen this month though.

I decided to opt for the "adult content" warning, merely because I enjoy cussing a little bit too much in my blog. Interesting dichotomy, as in realtime I really don't lean towards too much of a "potty mouth," but it never hurts to cover all the bases; I'd hate for "Little Timmy" to pick up a few choice naughty words from me...

I have an "interesting" sense of humor, and enjoy watching the mundane for the funny stuff, and I seldom ever get let down. Humor lurks in the oddest of places, and generally if there is anyone who can find it, that person tends to be me.

Now the problem: I just moved back to Dallas, and I'm having a little bit of trouble finding which box I packed my sense of humor in, although I'm fairly certain I'll find it soon. I go through phases where I just don't feel up to the writing, so long disappearances are not exactly an uncommon occurrence with me.

Sometimes my disability can be a real bitch, and I'm never really sure whether I over or understate it. I guess it's almost like anyone else, disabled or not; I have good days/weeks/months, and bad ones. For the last few weeks, it hasn't been good to me at all given the move and the overabundance of activity; Saturday put me into a bit of a tizzy that I still haven't quite been able to get out from under, but as with Zen Laxative: this too shall pass!

Look for all kinds of stuff from me in the future; I still haven't decided as to whether I'm going to completely ditch my most recent blog (that has been long neglected). I'm nothing if not fickle that way. One of the things that I feel may have held me back a little bit was the refusal to publicly acknowledge the fact that I'm disabled. It was an adult oriented site, and that just wasn't a part of me that I wanted to put out there.

I'm an agnostic humanist, so if you are a right wing Christian conservative, odds are you may find me a little bit offensive from time to time.

I consider myself to be a little bit left of center, although I'd much better fit into the category of a "moderate" over a "Democrat." I'm liable to get political from time to time, and if you see through extremely red-tinted lenses ...once again, I may be a bit offensive.

So as far as introductions go, this is it for now!